It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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