fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves