do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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