He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
this will be a night to untag.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You ate ashes out of my bong
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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