Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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