Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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