I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Randomize
