then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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