Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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