Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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