yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
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and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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