4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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