I'm lost and stupid without you.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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