I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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