How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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