I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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