all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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