My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so let's talk penis.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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