Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
