Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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