Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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