He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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