is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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