Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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