Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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