Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm really busy with my period
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