her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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