my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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