Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
that's an acceptable place to lick
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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