hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
There r osticjed everywhere
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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