I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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