Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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