idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
At least life still wants to fuck me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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