For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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