so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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