i just google imaged poop.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
We had sex on a dog bed..
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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