he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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