Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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