Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
As shirtless as possible
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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