how hairy? two words: wookie tits
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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