He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
