You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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