:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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