is your mom at the bar?
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
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