White coat. Heels.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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