her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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