Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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