I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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