He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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