Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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