My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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