Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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