Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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