going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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