I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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