I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
she looked like the before picture.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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