HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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