Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
as a side note pls kill me
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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