I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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