She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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